Forgive me Joe Friel, for I have sinned. It has been 12 hours since my last carb binge.
I don't know what the heck was up with me yesterday -well actually, I do. Can we say about 7+ hours on the phone with tech support over the last 2 days to fix some viral issues with the home office PC??- but it appears that the virus that attached our PC has attacked ME and it made me eat things I don't normally eat.
Darling Hubby did the grocery shopping this week and certain things that I would never buy ended up in the house. Things that are too dirty to even mention.
But let's get a little Jersey Shore on ya -- hint -- it rhymes with SLOP-TART.
(go ahead, click the link. You know you want to)
These dirty little things are still sitting in my belly and I am paying for it this morning. Call it sugar bloat. Call it a food hangover. Call it carbacide*.
*How fitting that I read a blog talking about Carbacide this week. (I really wish I could link this blog post to you but I have searched and searched and cannot find it! Even did a search in Google reader...nothing. If you wrote a blog post about carbacide this week, can you please comment??)
Anyway, what is Carbacide?
Carbacide: Verb-The act of murdering any healthy way of life you may have been leading, up until the moment you decided to binge eat carb intensive foods. Completely undermining weeks or even months of hard work and abstinence.
I mean, dang. This is nothing that a sweaty 2 hour session on the trainer can't cure but why the self sabotage?? Why give in to some crazy impulse to eat White Poison (processed sugar)??
Anyway, they say that confession is good for the soul but what's gonna help this belly ache??
I'm off to spend some time on the trainer and then I have a 10am appointment with another techie. Thank God for my laptop.